“Who’s that?”
“Oh him?” – very rough Chinese accent
“He magician very good”
The crowd stands up as if the pope himself appeared. A thick respectful silence rubs shoulders with the audience.
“A now (said slow) first trick (said very fast)”
Doves fly out of his sleeves with gusto their smiles could be seen even from the last row.
Women in all directions start to cry.
“How it be?”
“How him so special?”
Men ferociously applaud him and speak amongst themselves about the secrets of his craft.
“Okay Okay?” (A strange happy smile lights his face)
The whole audience howls in laughter.
“now now, super trick number two”
The man’s clothing flies off. He is left on stage with a new white suite and a top hat. Penguins now circle him, as there is a large flounder in his mouth.
“Wow that was really incredible”
“hahahha (Chinese laugher) I know I know (hehe) (very shy hehe’s)”
“He super good”
“He like David cooperfeild”
“but very very funnnnny (shy hehe)”
The magician proceeds to slide on his belly while balancing three penguins. The penguin on top of the other two “Ronald” balances an egg on his beak.”
The tourist notices its getting late and leaves the auditorium but can still here the laughs slowly dissipating in the background.
Before he makes it back to his hotel thirteen men extremely skillful with one yo-yo confront him.
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